I have been quite slack, and so have you. Y'all are express posting last-minute colouring in entries to me! And I have failed to judge - yet. But I will be judging all entries this weekend via a rigorous three-stage process, involving multiple criteria and a complex, um, what's that thing you do when you fit scored onto a curve? That thing. And a bottle of whisky. Or at least a few stolen nips of Andrew's whisky. Standby for judgement.